CAMPUS GISTS - Abia Poly First Class Student Murders Grammar

So it was on this day, the social day of the Business And Management Students of the Abia State Polytechnic, Aba and l was duly invited to come and feed my eyes by my friend since l was still around the campus.

The event kick started and we all seem to be having a nice time and feeling all relaxed and calm.

Some guys were holding on to their girls and as an invitee, l had nothing to hold on to than my disposal cup of grape wine and that was all where l went wrong.

 There a very pretty lady, one you would think has Obama as father, came close to where l was seated and said hi with a wave of her hand and l responded giving her the go ahead to join me as l was the odd man out.

Sandra, as she called herself joined me and we shared some talk time and then she asked to take a sip from my cup.

She was disappointed l wasn't doing alcohol and thought l was not man enough.

 She left and moved on to some other guy. I never knew she was the department's first lady.

Later on, the same Sandra was called upon to present an address and l couldn't help but hold my head from leaving my body.

 "I gladingly welcome you all to this year BAM week and l believe you are having fun. I don't have too much to say and l want everyone to enjoy yourself because that is why we has all make today special. Thank you," she said.

 I tapped my friend and asked him who the lady was and l was told she tops the department. I almost fainted.

I know English is not our language but that doesn't give us a reason to speak bad English, we should try take it seriously.

Now I was thanking God that I didn't know how to take alcohol. Lol, I'm sure you're smiling now